Will The Power Of Christ And The Ability To Get A Good Night Sleep Keep MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell Going From The Penthouse Back To The Crackhouse?

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

I hate politics, but the world doesn't give me any choice in the matter. Nothing is made political. Everything is and has always been political.

Humans, Bah....

 

[John_8581]

Hehe.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-lindell-loses-it-cnn_n_6116144ae4b0454ed70c314c

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/08/12/spectacular-implosion-mike-lindell/

https://tenor.com/view/demolition-crash-building-gif-12198750

BOOM!

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https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/pillow-ceo-mike-lindell-fled-071620082.html

 

[Concrete Cock]

If only they allowed me to be a producer in Hollywood...

 

[John_8581]

Our friend Dom DeLuise said it best. Mike Lindell is ....

... Fuggetabout claims of 2020 Election Fraud. He's toast.

 

[Concrete Cock]

How many points is Mike Lindell worth in the Celebrity Death Pool? He's 60 years old. But since he believes suicide means you automatically kiss Lucifer on His penis for all eternity I believe there should be extra bonus points.

Is the Victoria Secret Karen still above ground? Her Colostomy Friend Finder friend list was thoroughly and completely evacuated from.

 

[John_8581]

The definition of Mike Lindell.

Proven points, (kind of a jerk? Yeah probably) + constantly talks in a circle. = Circle Jerk.

Hehe.

Now I'm pissing my pants just like Dom. brb.

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What a laughingstock! There is something definitely wrong with this guy. He continues to talk in a circle. His comments have all been disproven and he is still clueless. He's
still fighting "The 2020 Presidental Election was rigged and stolen. Donald Trump is still our President" fight.

I hope Dominion Voting Systems and Smartmatic Corporaion take him for a billion each.

https://theweek.com/rudy-giuliani/1...tion-suits-against-giuliani-sidney-powell-and

 

[Concrete Cock]

The definition of Mike Lindell.

Proven points, (kind of a jerk? Yeah probably) + constantly talks in a circle. = Circle Jerk.

Hehe.

Now I'm pissing my pants just like Dom. brb.

A conflicted former crackhead/present day religious fanatic who wishes he could end it all but doesn't want to burn either. Possibly a future spree killer? It will end up being all of our faults when he finally finds his rock bottom.

What if Mike Lindell pulled a reverse Jon Voight, realizing he was wrong, then sprinted all the way to the other extreme not even stopping to have a cup of coffee with any Moderates? Donald Trump actually considered taking up smoking just so he could summon Mike Lindell to use his forehead to strike a match on. Lindell will always be a slave to someone or something.

 

[Concrete Cock]

Mike Lindell just got crowned with a shillelagh by a bloated leprechaun.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1425992277244235781

 

[Concrete Cock]

Mike is nice enough to now sell towels and slippers. Act now and Mike's niceness knows no bounds extending a promo code that was originally intended to be valid for only 17 minutes.

 

[gmase]

Smart guy trying to diversify his brand.

He actually has a better idea: melt down Dominion voting machines and turn them into prison bars. Maybe he can sell some pillows, slippers, and towels to prisons?
https://www.businessinsider.com/tru...od-idea-dominion-machines-prison-bars-2021-11

 

[Concrete Cock]

Smart guy trying to diversify his brand.

He actually has a better idea: melt down Dominion voting machines and turn them into prison bars. Maybe he can sell some pillows, slippers, and towels to prisons?
https://www.businessinsider.com/tru...od-idea-dominion-machines-prison-bars-2021-11

When do all the court festivities begin? I hope to heck it's televised.

You gotta admit... those slippers look amazing. I think there is modern technology constructed into them.

Good luck to Mike slaying the evil-ahole-vote-fixer-doers at Demonion.

 

[gmase]

Lindell has a sense of humor. He 'punked' a reporter by stating he was going to drop pillows from the sky to the truckers. 🤣
https://www.politico.com/news/2022/02/17/mypillows-ceo-canadas-truckers-00009950

Is Trudeau really this bad? I'm no Canadian, but Lindell's assessment of Trudeau seems harsh:
"He’s just a horrible, evil dictator. These truckers do this, and Trudeau reacts the way he is. The guy is a monster. He’s a monster, fact. A monster beyond anything in history.”

A monster beyond anything in history?

 

[Concrete Cock]

Why still no Mike Lindell movie? You can do an adaptation of The Jerk and turn it into a hilarious farce.

 

[gmase]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mypillows-mike-lindell-says-fbi-seized-his-cellphone-at-hardees

Lindell is living the life of luxury. The FBI seized his phone while he was in a Hardee’s.

Even more WTF - he gave $800k to a Colorado county clerk - slightly over the $65 limit for gifts. He may have been exaggerating though.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mike-...re-rally-with-maga-election-clerk-tina-peters

 

[Concrete Cock]

Now he gets his phone jacked getting a burger at a drive-thru by the FBI? That was a fun little tidbit. What the heck is gonna happen next? Will they accost Mike at a massage parlor for a stool sample? If this goofball isn't the epitome of accidental comedy on two feet then I couldn't tell you who is. This adaptation of The Jerk has gone from Black Comedy to Black 'n' Blue Comedy. Such tragedy through all the laughter. Even Jesus lets Mike Lindell's prayers go to voice mail.

 

[gmase]

A mushroom swiss cheeseburger with a chocolate shake. Not sure if he got fries with it.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I have to order a couple more pillows, before he's biting one, because you can say what you want about the guy, but he makes a REALLY comfy pillow.

 

[gmase]

Hardee’s has ‘pillowy biscuits’

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1570035665340960770

 

[Concrete Cock]

If Mike Lindell decides he can’t take it no more and becomes a mass murderer I was the one who said it first.

 

[Concrete Cock]

MyMikePillowDotComLindellDailyUpdate...

MyPillow exec Lindell says he prayed for Warnock, Ossoff victories to prove ‘election crime’
https://www.yahoo.com/news/mypillow-exec-lindell-says-prayed-141925418.html